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Sunday, August 18th, 2002

This tidbit of audio humour comes from the rec.audio.pro newsgroup’s “Canonical List of Light Bulb Jokes”. You can access this Usenet group through the Internet of a variety of online communications services – it’s also a great place to pick up audio tips and pose questions to your peers.

Q: How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

A1: It’s in the manual. Didn’t you read the manual?
A2: If you just turn the other dimmers down a bit, the client won’t even notice that the bulb has gone out.
A3: There is NO scientific difference between your olod bulb and the new one, and anyone who tells you otherwise is peddling snake oil.
A4: Two. One to operate the dimmer and one to say, “A little too bright. Turn it down.”
A5: If you use 110-ohm balanced line in your lamps, you can go for dozens of generations without changing.
A6: Three, if the bulb has poor off-axis response.
A7: Light bulb…? You’re still using those?
A8: One, two, one, two…is this thing on?
A9: I don’t know; how many engineers did it take at (rival studio)?
A10: None. Since it’s analog, leave it broken and replace it with the latest digital bulb from Alesis.
A11: None – they’ll just fix it in the mix.

Shipping Goods to the U.S. for Repair

Sunday, August 18th, 2002

Shipping goods to the U.S. for repair is really a straightforward matter. Here, you will have two types of entries; the first being a U.S. Returned Goods Entry; and the second a Canadian B3 type entry. Any time you have goods coming back into Canada that have the Commercial Invoice and the Bill of Lading before the goods leave Canada.

By presenting the Commercial Invoice and the Bill of Lading to Customs when you return to Canada, you will be showing Customs that the goods originally left Canada and are now returning. This will avoid you paying duty and taxes on goods that have already been duty and tax paid.

One note about duty and taxes: in this scenario, if the goods are going back to the U.S. to be repaired under a warranty, then they are duty free and G.S.T. exempt when they come back into Canada. If, however, they are being repaired in the U.S. but are not under warranty, the value of the repair must be listed on the Commercial Invoice that accompanies the goods and this value is dutiable and G.S.T. applicable at the rate belonging to that commodity. Repaired under warranty or nonwarranty should be written on the Commercial Invoice.

One more note about duty and taxes – if the good is damaged beyond repair and is replaced free of charge under warranty, you will have to pay the full amount of duties and taxes for the new product. Don’t worry – you can appply for a refund of the duties you paid on the original “defective” product. Your broker can help you with your duties back in the form of a refund claim to Canada Customs.

Clean & Accurate Tracks & Sheets by James Stewart

Sunday, August 18th, 2002

I can’t remember how many times a project has come to me to be mexed and I must spend one or two hours deciphering track sheets with illegible scratch or nothing written on them at all. Time that could be spent getting a mix up is spent checking tracks with no notes or searching for that elusive solo that is “here somewhere”!

I get the feeling that some engineers who track a project automatically figure that they will be the one who mixis it. Wrong!

Some people think that we can fix it in the mix and believe me, I’ve heard that one too many times. What’s the big deal about being concise? I think that it comes down to who or where these individuals were trained. Weren’t they told how important accurate track sheets and notes are to the session, or don’t they care?

Another thing that bugs me about some engineers is the sonic integrity of their sounds (i.e., snares, kicks, etc. – “we’ll replace it with a sample”), and how about bad punches (thumps or clicks) or different EQ on a vocal, for instance? Obviously vocals are kind of important and they need to be heard, right? Well, if the person who recorded these tracks doesn’t really care, or can’t hear that the punch on the second verse sounds different that the first verse, then they are in the wrong business. Integrity while tracking is vital to the end result. Make a note when you get that slammin’ guitar sound – not just EQ, but note what mics, pre amp, compressor, limiter, etc. were used. You never know when the producer or artist may want to fix a line or replace the out chorus, and if the sound isn’t the same I will be spending an extremely long time trying to match the sounds from before the punch to after the fix!

Regardless of the fact that console automation allows us the freedom to mute, duck, ride, fade, etc., it still doesn’t allow us to forget that tracks that aren’t clean are a pain in the butt. Once again I have witnessed firsthand backing vocal tracks with crap all over them that should have been cleaned before the album was sent out to mix. All it takes is a conscientious and caring knob twiddler to spend an extra half hour or so after tracking has stopped to check for extraneous noise or garbage that is irrelevant to the final outcome. Remember, the most important stage of a project is the recording. It’s not that I want life to be less than a challenge, but please keep everything in order – both on paper and on tape.

James Stewart, Chief Engineer, Reaction Studios

Organizational Tips for the MIDI Composer by Amin Bhatia

Sunday, August 18th, 2002

Spend at least a day on finding and organizing your sounds, before you start writing, no matter how rushed the project or demo deadline is. By defining your virtual band or orchestra beforehand, you’ll write more coherently because you’ll know who your ‘players’ are. It also reduces those futile trips to the editor/librarian in the middle of your writing… we all know that never works!

As the one-man composer/engineer generation continues, you should never underestimate the value of another set of ears. Even though budgets may be tight, having another producer/engineer on your project, even if it’s only at the mastering stage, is still worth the dough.

Amin Bhatia, Film composer, Bhatia Music

Creating 2nd Headphone Feed When Only One is Available by by George Kourounis

Sunday, August 18th, 2002

Sometimes when you are working on a recording session, it’s not uncommon that one musician wants to hear a different headphone mix of the music than the rest of the band. The drummer may want to hear lots of the bass guitar and kick drum, while the guitarist wants to hear mostly himself (not a rare thing among guitarists). Achieving this task isn’t difficult, provided you are in a studio that has two discrete headphone cue feeds. If, however, you are in a studio that has only one headphone feed, then you’re forced to improvise with the resources you have available.

If you’re lucky, the studio will have an extra amplifier sitting around. If not, you may need to borrow the amplifier from the stereo system in the lounge or the studio manager’s office (always ask permission first). It doesn’t need to be a Bryston or anything like that, but it must have enough juice to power a couple of sets of headphones.

If the studio’s cue system is fed from, for example, auxiliary sends 5 and 6, then use them to send your first stereo mix to whichever musicians want it. Then, for the second mix, take the outputs of another pair of auxiliary sends from the patchbay (3 and 4 will work fine) and route them to the imputs of your “borrowed” amplifier. Connect the outputs of that amplifier to a headphone cue box via a banana plug to XLR adapter cable (or something similar). Connect your headphones to the cue box and – abracadabra! – instant second stereo headphone mix!

An important note, though: caution must be taken when setting the levels on the power amp and attention to the impedance of the headphones should be observed so that you don’t end up blowing up a set of headphones by mistake. Musicians hate that, studio owners hate that even more and loasting headphones is generally considered and engineering no-no.

Going to the extra trouble of creating a second cue system can be a little time-consuming while setting it up, but the benefits can be rewarding. If the musicians have the exact mix in their headphones that they want, they will likely give a better musical performance. The better the musical performance, the better the song will be and the happier everyone involved will be.

George Kourounis, Studio Instructor, Trebas Insitute/Engineer, Cherry Beach Sound

The Future Is Back … by Neil Muncy

Sunday, August 18th, 2002

Vintage recording equipment, such as microphones, equalizers, preamps and compressors have been hot items on the resale market over the past several years.

It’s readily accepted that much recent equipment manufactured with ICs and to a certain “price point” does not sound as musically correct as older gear which was often constructed to a laboratory standard. Prices of high-demand older pieces have soared dramatically because of limited supply. And yet, people still fork out inflated dollars because they believe the only way to obtain that classic sound is with the authentic gear it was first made on. The question is, would you pay $4000 for a 40 year old tube microphone in mediocre condition? What if the single tube for that very mocrophone cost you a cool $800 when it was time to replace it? Would you still purchase it?

This trend has not gone unnoticed by several hip companies who have introduced updated versions of old classics using discrete parts and a simple audio path retaining signal integrity. When coupled with quieter modern day components, these new pieces can sound as good as, and often better than their ancestors from which they were derived. Moreover, they use commonly available parts and inexpensive tubes to keep service costs within line. Yet, no matter how good they sound, these newer pieces lack the “marquee value” of older, more established audio devices, whose mere mention reduces many of us to quivering, monosyllabic gear groupies. Yes folks, snob value is alive and well within our industry.

For those of you not afraid to pay less for older technology wrapped in new boxes it’s worth your while to check out current products from Groove Tube (tube mics), Demeter Amplification (tube mic pre’s, direct boxes), Tube Tch (mic pre’s, compressors, equalizers), Manley (tube mics, tube multitrack recorder parts), Demaria Labs (tube compressors) and others. Older equipment can be a bargain up to a certain price point, however once that moocho dollar threshold is crossed, you owe it to yourself to check out what newer technology with an eye towards the past, has come up with. Has anyone else besides myself coined the phrase “Back to the Future”? Now there’s a title for a song, a movie, or … something!

Barry Lubotta – Owner, Pizazzaudio Recording Studio, Weston, ON.


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